Entries tagged with “shoes” from kotaraindustries.com, the helsinki branch
I customized and bought myself a pair of Nike ID sneakers. Lookie:

If you'll notice, on the inside they'll embroider the phrase/word/proper noun of your choice. I agonized over what to put on mine. "Kotara Industries" was the obvious choice, but I really wanted to use some foreign words to make my shoes seem more exciting and exotic, and fake like I got them in a faraway land. I decided it should definitely be a Scandinavian language. Swedish was the obvious choice since they were the colors of the Swedish flag. I decided on my theme, and went about figuring it the words in Swedish, Norwegian, and Finnish....
- Swedish - Vänster / Höger
Damn! Nike does not accept special characters! - Norwegian - Høyre venstre
Damn! Nike continues to not accept special characters! - Finnish - Vasempaan / Oikeaan
Really? No 'äs or ää's or äää's??? Yay!! I really wanted Finnish the whole time, anyway, it's my favorite.
Well, I hope it means "Left / Right". With my luck I probably got it exactly wrong, and some Finnish person is going to stop me on the street and ask me why my shoes say "Gone" and "Prerogative."
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