Entries tagged with “spitting” from kotaraindustries.com, the helsinki branch

Dear Citizens of Seattle (mostly to the boys, but sadly, to some of the girls, too),

Would you please quit spitting on the sidewalk so much?  When walking around downtown, I literally can't walk more than three steps without having to maneuver around your little mounds of saliva and mucus.  It's fucking disgusting.  If you must expectorate, perhaps you could try spitting into a trash can?  Or a grassy area?  Or onto the street and not the sidewalk?

(Special exemption: I once saw a guy spit on a pigeon.  It was still gross, but at least it made me laugh.  Sorry, pigeon.  Karma.)

But seriously people, stop it.  You're sicking me out.  I saw a homeless guy pissing against a building last week and that did not bother me 1/8th as much as your phlegm.

Sincerely,

halee