8 straight hours in a conference room can affect your internal filtering mechanisms

So today was all-day orientation, and one of the leaders of one of the sessions was telling a story about his previous job.  About 20 people worked in the front office, and about 20 people worked in the back warehouse packing boxes, doing fulfillment.  Apparently this guy was sort of the liaison between the two groups, and said:

"I went back and forth between the wall all the time."

And I was 0.001mm away from shouting out:

"SHAPESHIFTER!!!!"