I Think Ticketmaster Just Called Me a Slut

So I just bought my ticket to go see Devo at the fair tomorrow (yippee!), and when Ticketmaster took me to the anti-ticket-buying bot screen to type in the wonky word image for verification, this is the word it gave me:




I take offense to this. Because if anyone is a lying, cheating slutbag around here, it's definitely Ticketmaster with their charging you 50% of the ticket price for "processing" and "service charges" and "giving each other handjobs."