Barry (Windham) Lost to Larry (Zbyszko)

Wearing my Magnum TA shirt on Wear Your Worst T-Shirt to Work Day got me re-thinking about my life mission to collect as many vintage wrestling t-shirts as possible.  I will photodocument what I have currently and post later, but tonight I got sucked into eBay, doing searches on:

• One Man Gang
• Nick Bockwinkel
• Rick "The Model" Martel
• Brutus "The Barber" Beekcake
• The Midnight Express
• The Midnight Rockers
• The Midnight Rocker Express
• And the one where I managed to hit the jackpot, Barry Windham....
  

I'll be bidding on it tomorrow to try to swoop in before it exceeds $0.30.  Until then, I would like to share a story with you about Barry Windham.  Now, I'm not much of a songwriter, but at age 10 or so my sister and I penned a tune to commemorate Barry's loss of the NWA Western States Heritage Championship to Larry Zbyszko.  It went like this:

Barry lost to Larry.
So he went on a ferry.
Where he met a girl named Carrie.
And they were to marry.
And they had a kid named Jerry.
And another one named Terry.
And another one named Gary.
And another one named Harry.
And another one named Perry.
And they named their dog after Larry.
And they were so very...
Fond of dairy...
Products.

Later I will share our R-rated rap about the Four Horseman.