A Phone Conversion in Less Than 20 Seconds

If you know me, you probably know I hate phones.  I also hate talking on phones, and I double especially hate listening to other people talk on phones.  But every now and then I'll have a perfectly satisfying phone conversation.  Like the one that just happed with Wes:

*ringy-ring-ring*

Halee: "Good afternoon, this is Halee...how can I help you?" (it's 8PM)
Wes: "Hello?"
Halee: "Wes!"
Wes: "I thought I was going to get your voicemail."
Halee: "Nope...what are you doing?"
Wes: "You know you had those two beanbags with mean stuff written on them.  And one said 'douchelord' and the other said...."
Halee: "'Dicktard'?"
Wes: "YES!!!  That's all I needed...I'll talk to you later!"

I can only hope that call meant that Wes was poised at someone's back windshield with shoe polish in hand, and that they will soon be driving down the highway with something like "DICKTARD ROD" emblazoned across the back of their car.

But even if that's not the case, I can just be happy that I just had a phone conversation where I had to utter no more than 15 words and one of them was "dicktard."