An Open Letter to the Hippie Store Beside My Bus Stop
TO: Eco-Elements
FROM: Concerned Citizen
SUBJ: humble request for the public good
Hello,
I take the #15 bus every evening to get home from work, and I wait for my bus at the 1st and Pine stop right outside your storefront. The smell of incense even a few doors down from your store is extremely overwhelming, and on some days, flat-out nauseating. Do you think maybe you could tone it down a bit?
If not, maybe you should consider selling dust masks at a kiosk outside your front door to the other bus commuters who aren't as interested in the odor of patchouli as you are.
Thank you,
h.k.
FROM: Concerned Citizen
SUBJ: humble request for the public good
Hello,
I take the #15 bus every evening to get home from work, and I wait for my bus at the 1st and Pine stop right outside your storefront. The smell of incense even a few doors down from your store is extremely overwhelming, and on some days, flat-out nauseating. Do you think maybe you could tone it down a bit?
If not, maybe you should consider selling dust masks at a kiosk outside your front door to the other bus commuters who aren't as interested in the odor of patchouli as you are.
Thank you,
h.k.
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