Quick Reference Guide: Rhys-Davies vs. Rhys Meyers vs. Rhys Ifans

John Rhys-Davies

• Traits: Welsh, short, chubby, hairy
• Best known for: being Indiana Jones' sidekick Sallah, and Frodo's dwarf friend Gimli
• Mnemonic device to remember him: John Rhys-Davies looks like Jefferson Davis "Boss" Hogg.

Jonathan Rhys Meyers

• Traits: Irish, hot, perfect lips, perfect body
• Best known for: being hot and perfect in Velvet Goldmine, being the Bend it Like Beckham coach, and his halfway respectable depiction of Elvis considering he's Irish
• Mnemonic device to remember him:  My, my, my Meyers is nice to look at!

Rhys Ifans

• Traits: Welsh, tall, skinny, questionable hygiene, bad teeth
• Best known for: Hugh Grant's weirdo roommate Spike in Notting Hill
• Mnemonic device to remember him: Not necessary.  Just remember he's the one that's NOT Davies or Meyers.