Selecting the Best Sleestaks for the Job

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Rick Marshall.  Will.  Holly.  A routine expedition. 

Those were as much a part of my childhood and glasses and braces!  And I recently learned that they're re-making it into a Hollywood movie, starring none other than Will Farrell as Rick Marshall!  I love me a throwback movie, assuming it's done well (i.e. not Dukes of Hazzard).  I love me some Will Farrell, there hasn't been much he's done that I haven't approved of (i.e. not Bewitched).  I also love the challenge of casting a movie even though nobody asked me, so the second I heard about this I set about to selecting a pack of sleestaks on behalf of the filmmakers:

  • Venus Williams
  • Will Arnett
  • Sasha Baron Cohen

All were selected for their tall, lanky builds and/or abilities to hiss.

Matt has been trying to convince me to cast Jennifer Aniston, purely so one of the sleestaks can have a Rachelâ„¢ haircut.  I violently disagreed until I heard that filming was going on today down in Pike Place Market for one of Jenn's latest movies...which I thought would be a great opportunity to approach her to gauge her interest in portraying a sleestak.  Or kidnap her and force her to play a sleestak.  Well, here: just look at the IM conversation between me and Matt and marvel at the relevance of our avatars:

A Conversation Between Enik and Chaka

Matt posted this on his livejournal, and one of his buddies had the idea that's even MORE genius than the Land of the Lost remake....SLEESTAKS IN SEATTLE!!

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