For the Land of the Free, and the Home of the Bass

I went to the roller derby last night and saw the most amazing rendition of the national anthem that I've ever seen.  Performed entirely in the form of a bass guitar solo with a backup wheelchair go-go dancer:



Also, one of the teams was called the Sockit Wenches, and their gimmick was to be the little gearhead honeys.  They had a "greaser monkey" mascot named Cooter, who was a man-chimp, complete with giant chimp ears, monkey tail, buck teeth, horn-rimmed glasses, pompadour, a mechanic's shirt, and lots of tattoos of bananas.