Stereotypes at the Bellevue Skate King on a Adults-Only Thursday Night Skate
- Surprisingly coordinated chubby wiggers
- Quantity: 2
- Uniform: Baggy jeans, FUBU shirts, untied skates
- Influences: Sweetness's gang on "Roll Bounce"
- Specialties: Fancy footwork, shadow skating with one skating immediately behind the other and mirroring every move, suddenly "losing footing" when skating by a cute girl requiring them to put their hands on her waist to "steady themselves"
- Former ice dancers
- Quantity: 3
- Uniform: Spandex, tight, form-hugging
- Influences: Ekaterina Gordeeva and Sergei Grinkov
- Specialties: Extending arms out like a bird while gaining speed around curves, pairs skating, twirling
- Middle aged guidos reclaiming 1978 roller glory
- Quantity: 3
- Uniform: Tight tshirts tucked in, high belted jeans, moustaches, bald spots, blinking lights on skates
- Influences: Sonny Malone, John Travolta
- Specialties: Doing the weavy-leg in-out thing, skating on toes, leaping in air to change from skating forward to backward, skating as close to the wall as possible and kicking the wall with the outside skate while skating by it
- Middle aged BFF reclaiming 1987 roller friendship
- Quantity: 2
- Uniform: Floral rompers, wrist guards
- Influences: DJ Tanner and Kimmy Gibbler
- Specialties: Skating hand in hand, dramatically lifting the push-off leg in perfect unison with each other
- Middle aged people in center of rink, doing the electric slide the entire time
- Quantity: 2 - 25, depending on what song was playing
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Uniform: Varied
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Influences: Various
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Specialties: Stamina?
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