What to Do at Seafood Fest When You Don't Like Seafood

Today was the big Ballard Seafood Fest, which is kind of like a combination of a state fair, Groom Day, and a mall's food court with nothing but stall after stall of Long John Silver's.  I do not care for seafood.  Here is how I amused myself at Seafood Fest, despite my dislike for seafood:

1. Ate a huge ear of roasted corn that was dipped liberally into a vat of butter.
   
   
2. Nibbled on the elephant ear that Leslie bought, and in doing so, also became covered in a light dusting of powdered sugar just like the elephant ear.
   
   
3. Laughed at a bike pizza delivery guy trying to deliver a pizza IN THE MIDDLE OF SEAFOOD FEST.  (!?)
   
   
4. Followed a guy who was walking around in full-on corpse paint.  He did not eat any seafood.  But he did roll several cigarettes, and occasionally stopped to switch out the CD in his Walkman™.