A Conversation with the Elderly Man Running the Skate Rental Counter
As I walked past the counter while holding a cup of water...
Him: "Excuse me, miss?"
Me: "...."
Him: "Miss!?!"
Me: "Huh? Me?"
Him: "There is a hole in your soda cup there."
Me: "Huh? Me?"
Him: "Your cup."
Me: "Yeah?"
Him: "There's a hole in it."
Me: "There is? Oh goodness, am I dripping water everywhere??" *frantically checking bottom of paper cup*
Him: "Don't you see the hole?"
Me: *continuing to frantically investigate cup's structural integrity*
Him: "The hole is in the top of the cup! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha!!"
Him: "Excuse me, miss?"
Me: "...."
Him: "Miss!?!"
Me: "Huh? Me?"
Him: "There is a hole in your soda cup there."
Me: "Huh? Me?"
Him: "Your cup."
Me: "Yeah?"
Him: "There's a hole in it."
Me: "There is? Oh goodness, am I dripping water everywhere??" *frantically checking bottom of paper cup*
Him: "Don't you see the hole?"
Me: *continuing to frantically investigate cup's structural integrity*
Him: "The hole is in the top of the cup! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha!!"
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