Christmas Eve of Evil
Seattle is a winter wonderland right now...or maybe it's more accurate to say Seattle is a WINTER DEATH TRAP. It started snowing last Thursday, and it has been frozen and/or snowed upon more ever since. I decided to put myself under house arrest on the first bad day. Here I am 7 days later, still locked in my house, still staring out the window at a shit ton of snow...and there is more to come.
This is turning out to be the most pathetic Christmas ever. My sister Staci was supposed to come visit and we were going to go up to Vancouver to the wrestling matches and to the 5 pin bowling alley...but it's just too treacherous so she's scrapped her trip. So this Christmas I will be eating leftover stew all by my lonesome, mumbling Christmas carols to myself at the table.
Ooh, the neighbor is out on his bobcat again! My favorite part of the day!
The other hilarious thing is that people are just slapping on their cross-country skis and skiing to the store:
I didn't take those photos, of course, I am far too chicken to even step out on my porch.
This is turning out to be the most pathetic Christmas ever. My sister Staci was supposed to come visit and we were going to go up to Vancouver to the wrestling matches and to the 5 pin bowling alley...but it's just too treacherous so she's scrapped her trip. So this Christmas I will be eating leftover stew all by my lonesome, mumbling Christmas carols to myself at the table.
Ooh, the neighbor is out on his bobcat again! My favorite part of the day!
The other hilarious thing is that people are just slapping on their cross-country skis and skiing to the store:
I didn't take those photos, of course, I am far too chicken to even step out on my porch.
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