January 2009 Archives
Lifted from an IM conversation with my sister Staci last week....
I saw Bret Hart on TMZ not too long ago.
The TMZ reporter asked if he was still "the best there is,
the best there was and the best there ever will be."
He was all sad and mopey and he said, "No, just the best
there ever was."
:(
I uncharacteristically had a gentleman suitor this weekend, and we went on a series of dates around the greater Seattle area. I am very bad (almost proudly so) at being romantic. Witness for yourself by this series of events:
- We spent Sunday going all over town by bus, so I kept using my BlackJack phone to look up the bus timetables on the internet throughout the day.
- At one point we were sitting on a bench waiting for a bus that wasn't due for another 10 minutes. I had just put my phone in my pocket.
- Two seconds later the gentleman suitor said in a critical tone, "I'm not usually much of a PDA fan, but..." and then he snuck a kiss from me.
- I looked at him incredulously and said, "So you just insulted me for having a fancy phone, and then you kiss me? WTF?"
- We stared at each other confusedly.
- We realized that by PDA he meant "Public Display of Affection" when I thought he meant "Personal Digital Assistant."
- We laughed.
