Karate vs. Banjo
I just approached my co-worker Min Ho in the hallway, and for whatever reason I felt the need to do a series of karate kicks in his general direction.
He stopped.
Then he looked at me funny.
Then we had this exchange:
Min Ho: "Are you assuming that I know martial arts because I'm Asian?"
Halee: "YEAH!"
Min Ho: "Okay, then I guess I'm bringing you a banjo tomorrow."
He stopped.
Then he looked at me funny.
Then we had this exchange:
Min Ho: "Are you assuming that I know martial arts because I'm Asian?"
Halee: "YEAH!"
Min Ho: "Okay, then I guess I'm bringing you a banjo tomorrow."

I want a banjo!