If You Sprinkle...

Lately I have been very frustrated with the etiquette in the ladies' room at work.  Frustrated enough that I have been considering printing up signs to hang on the door, quoting a needlepoint that used to be hanging over the toilet at our local small town grocer's:

If you sprinkle when you tinkle
Be a sweetie and wipe the seatie

Only I will have to slightly modify it to read:

If you sprinkle when you tinkle
Be a sweetie and wipe the seatie*

* also applies to pubic hair

Gross.