daily life: April 2009 Archives
Lately I have been very frustrated with the etiquette in the ladies' room at work. Frustrated enough that I have been considering printing up signs to hang on the door, quoting a needlepoint that used to be hanging over the toilet at our local small town grocer's:
Only I will have to slightly modify it to read:
Gross.
If you sprinkle when you tinkle
Be a sweetie and wipe the seatie
Only I will have to slightly modify it to read:
If you sprinkle when you tinkle
Be a sweetie and wipe the seatie*
* also applies to pubic hair
Gross.
