news: March 2008 Archives

John Rhys-Davies

  • Traits: Welsh, short, chubby, hairy
  • Best known for: being Indiana Jones' sidekick Sallah, and Frodo's dwarf friend Gimli
  • Mnemonic device to remember him: John Rhys-Davies looks like Jefferson Davis "Boss" Hogg.


Jonathan Rhys Meyers

  • Traits: Irish, hot, perfect lips, perfect body
  • Best known for: being hot and perfect in Velvet Goldmine, being the Bend it Like Beckham coach, and his halfway respectable depiction of Elvis considering he's Irish
  • Mnemonic device to remember him:  My, my, my Meyers is nice to look at!

Rhys Ifans

  • Traits: Welsh, tall, skinny, questionable hygiene, bad teeth
  • Best known for: Hugh Grant's weirdo roommate Spike in Notting Hill
  • Mnemonic device to remember him: Not necessary.  Just remember he's the one that's NOT Davies or Meyers.