8:33 am

• Good morning. I got about one hour of sleep last night because we stayed up having pillow fights and tickle fights and all that and, uh, yeah. Just the banana, thanks. And now we're on our way to the autograph session and I'm sooo nervous. (h)

8:39 am

• We're in the Grand Ballroom, waiting in line, and we're on the red team, and we are the last in the last line. Over. (h)

8:38 am

• Hobie Buchanan is here! (h)

10:35 am

• I've seen about my 16th Jeff Hardy impersonator. (h)
• And also I wanted to say that this is just like Space Camp with the red team, the blue team, the yellow team and the green team. I'm on the red team. (h)

11:11 am

• We've finally made it through the second round and we got to watch Bubba and D-von have their coffee. (h)

12:59 pm

• We're at Tim Horton's, allegedly the best coffee place in Canada, maybe the world, it's debatable. Maybe even the whole town. (h)
  
• 35 million Canadians can't be wrong. Eh? (r)
  
• God, Halee! Quit that! And now…what was I saying? The undisputed #1 coffee house in all of Canada. And I had the nerve to just drink hot chocolate. (s)

2:43 pm

• We just finished having the loveliest meal at Shopsy's. I had the chicken noodle soup. Staci had: (h)
  
• Eggs and onion. (s)
  
• And Renton had: (h)
  
• Bacon and eggs. (r)
  
• Correction, he had sausage. (s)

3:02 pm

• We're just now entering the Hockey Hall of Fame, and we took Staci's photograph out in front and…she touched a CONDOM! (h)

4:05 pm

• We're in the WorldCom Grand Hall/Great Hall. Uh, I guess "Grand Hall" is supposed to be French and I didn't say it right, but um, yeah. The Stanley Cup is in here and Staci's about to get her picture taken with it. (h)

• Yeah, I want to thank all the fans for this moment. I've been waiting for it for years. I didn't have the opportunity to do it when I, when it was in Dallas, so I'm very thankful. (s)

• Thank you, Staci. (h)

4:06 pm

• We're now also looking at the Great Onion of Hockey, which is the most prestigious Canadian award. It's not for NHL, it's just more for intercollegiate Canadian play. (h)

• Actually, Halee, that's a correction. It's not actually an onion, it's a torch and it's a flaming symbol of who is the most openly gay hockey player as a symbol of pride in the gay community. (r)

• And last year's winner was Mike Modano. (h)

• Take that back, because it says right here 2000-2001: Joe Sakic of the Colorado Avalanche. Thank you for my correction. (s)

• Thanks for that, Staci. Sorry, my mistake. Mike was a runner-up. (h)

• There is no trophy for runner-up. Because two is not a winner, and three nobody remembers. (s)

???

• Let's get started. Choose a play to call by touching the appropriate box. (computer)

• You don't want the spinerama? (h)

• Yeah, I was kind of thinking the spinerama. (r)

• Spinerama!! (s)

• Here's the play you chose and how it originally sounded: blah… (computer)

• And the red guy? He's going, he's going, he's going, he flips it around and it's in the goal! It's the Spinaroonie! Wahoo! He scored! (s)

7:50 pm

• We are now at Fan Axxess. It's very loud so I don't know if you'll be able to hear this. Renton dropped us off, we had to say good-bye to him. So, poor..bye, Renton! And we just heard Val Venis give an interview in the ring. Basically…he likes boobs. (h)

• They have a bunch of cars here. They have the Undertaker's old hearse, they have the car they turned HHH upside-down in, they have the car they dropped a high beam on, they have the ambulance that the nWo beat the crap out of the Rock in, they have Stone Cold…they have a lot of stuff. (h)

• P.S. We also saw Jim Cornette. (h)

8:02 pm

• Exhibition match: Randy Orton (who was just dubbed by the crowd as "Hey, is that Jonathan Taylor Thomas?") vs. Tommy Dreamer. (h)

8:47 pm

• Chris Benoit is here, he's been dieting. (h)

• Chris Benoit will come back. (Chris Benoit)

• Whooo! (crowd)

• Good deal. (Finkel)

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