9:12 am

• Good morning. Happy St. Patrick's Day and Happy Wrestlemania! (h)
  
• Happy St. Patrick's Day. (s)
  
• We've just come down to the Grand Ballroom for a lovely breakfast and we're at table number ONE. Whoo! (h)

10:00 am

• I just wanted to mention some more of last night because I got so excited that I never recorded any of it because it actually got funny and engaging. After the Jonathan Taylor Thomas match, that Will guy from MadTV and Jason Sensation came out and did this whole bit and it was great! It was brilliant! Those guys do all those impersonations dead-on. It was really good. And also all the people from Tough Enough came out and did calisnetics. Ha ha, calis, cally..ha ha, forget it. Maven was there. (h)
  
• Calisthenics. (h)

10:05 am

• Also, I think I forgot to mention that Chris Benoit was there last night, and uh, they did the Q&A thing and I think he was asked at least 65 times what his best match of all time was. And his answer was his "Best of Seven Series with Booker T." And he will be making his in-ring return in two to two and a half months. And if they had given me the microphone, I would have asked him how he lost his tooth. (h)

11:47 am

• We're all having a small A&W root beer at the Beautiful Bobby Eaton Center. (h)

11:48 am

• I would like to thank the WWF for providing us with such a lovely breakfast because it was at tables with tablecloths, on fine china with silverware, and orange juice out of wine glasses. And the whole experience was really nice except for sitting next to that same woman (again) that we stood in line with yesterday that told us her story about Test (again). (h)

12:39 pm

• We just happened upon a big Happy St. Patrick's Day Parade!!! I'll report more as it progresses. (h)
  
• And there was a small child on a leash. And the leash was green. (h)

12:48 pm

• There was a cop in a motorcycle with a sidecar doing doughnuts in the middle of the street, and he waved and smiled at us. (h)

12:50 pm

• The parade is coming!!! Yay!!! (h)

12:54 pm

• There's a big green bear coming and when he passes me I'm going to say "yeehaw" real loud. So I'm just going to stay recording. And waving…they're coming right at us…and he's coming…he's passing…YEEHAW!!!!!!! WHOO! (h)

1:00 pm

• I just got my picture taken with Batman and some random drunken Irish trumpet player just came up to us, too. (h)
  
• Honk honk? (h)
  
• Honk-honk! (old timey car)

1:05 or 1:06 pm

• There is a good band walking by so I'm just going to let it record so that you can hear the nice band. They're in kilts. (h)

1:12 pm

• The, uh, Irish Senior Citizens Society float just went by, and a little ol' guy said, "Happy New Year!" (h)

1:38 pm

• We're now at the Hard Rock Café and we're going to have some lunch. Me and Staci and Andrew. (h)

1:40 pm

• I just remembered we went to Tim Horton's yesterday, remember? And, uh, we all played the "roll up the rim" game and nobody won. (h)

1:41 pm

• A little more about the layout of the Hard Rock Café…we're sitting directly under the infamous Keith Richards…cape? And the guitar from Jim Kale of the Guess Who, and Noel Redding's velvet jacket, and uh, ooh! A Prince coat! With tails! And Greg Godov…Godovodovich's jacket. Yeah, whatever. And a Britney Spears bustier, and uh, Arn Anderson's FLUTE?! (h)

1:47 pm

• And uh, it's Andrew, and I'm already talking with a Texas accent. From hanging around Halee and Staci all day. Or part of the day. Yeehaw! (a)

2:27 pm

• I officially DON'T like Jeff Hardy anymore. (h)
  
• And I officially have more respect for Jeff Hardy since he extended his hand to me in friendship. (s)
  
• I had to put my hand out to him to shake my hand, and he gave me this look of disdain, and his hands were really dry. (h)

2:29 pm

• Halee said I was cold because I have short hair. I really think that has very little to do with the fact. Um, I'm really excited about Wrestlemania tonight, we're about to have some chocolate cake at the Hard Rock Café. And um, I was looking at the jacket by Prince. And it kind of looks like the lapels are made of, like, a carpet. I'm really confused by that. Um, and then it's purple. Well, it's a green coat that's, like, this velvet-y green flowers on it with a yellow background. And it looks like…drapes. And then it's got some, um, double satin trim on it, and then the carpet-like
  lapels and cuffs. And the cuffs have this red/gold braiding on it. (s)
  
• You have been talking for, like, five minutes! (h)
  
• I have not! (s)
  
• It's supposed to be like little snippets! (h)
  
• No, no, I want to preserve this forever! (s)
  
• I don't care about Prince's jacket! (h)

2:34 pm

• Our chocolate cake just arrived. And it's approximately six stories high. I'm talking, seriously, I'm serious, it's a freakin' half a foot high. (h)

2:46 pm

• Whoops. Whups. Hold…technical difficulties…Andrew is here to explain us what the Canadians call a beanie hat. (h)
  
• It's a toque. Spelled t-o-q-u-e, ya'll. (a)

5:11 pm

• This is Staci. Necklace activated. (s)

5:12 pm

• Yes, we are glowing and activated and we are about to depart from Sheraton HQ to the Skydome for Wrasslemania! Whoo! (h)

???

• Right now we're walking down the streets of Toronto and people honk and everybody goes, "WHAT?" "Honk!" "WHAT?" (h)

5:35 pm

• We're outside of the Skydome and everybody is really excited. The chant is not "Slut, slut, slut!" but "Let us in! Whoo!" They're not doing it now. (h)
  
• Whoo! (crowd)

• "A-hole, a-hole, a-hole!" (crowd)
  
• Whoo! (h)
  
• Whoo! (s)
  
• Whoo! (crowd)
  
• We want in! (s)
  
• Random sounds from outside the Skydome: "whoo." We're moving, we're moving! (h)

5:47 pm

• A group of guys over there have just broken out into a rousing rendition of Shawn Micheal's "Sexy Boy" theme song. (h)

7:29 pm

• Oh my god, I've been here since 5:30 and I just now got into the Skydome. The lines were very long and I got in the wrong line three times so it made it even longer. And then…um, I'm in here and then I went and had a beer and, uh, it's big in here. And I had something important to say but I don't remember what it was. Did I say I got frisked? I got frisked. (h)
  
• Me, too. By a boy and he had to ask. And I said, "Yes, you may." (s)
  
• Me by a girl and she didn't ask. She just said, "Get over here." (h)
  
• This is what I got standing in line. I got the Juicy Fruit samples from the Sweeeeet Patrol. And then I got invited to Pro Hutchinson's… (s)
  
• Ron Hutchinson's… (h)
  
• Haha ahahahaha! (s)
  
• Try it again. Take two. (h)
  
• Ron Hutchison's Pro Wrestling Gym in Toronto. And that's all I got. (s)
  
• I didn't get anything but a lot of attitude. And there was an old man… (h)
  
• And I might be on the news. (s)
  
• There was an old man that they were trying to get through and they kept saying, "He's really old and he's eighty and the cold is really affecting him," and finally one girl goes, "It's Hulk Hogan's dad!" and the crowd parted. (h)

7:34 pm

• Whoo! Something just happened! (h)
  
• Whooooo! (crowd)
  
• We'd like to welcome you to the Skydome, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to…..WRESTLEMANIA!!! (Howard Finkel)
  
• WHOOOOOOO!!! (h & s)

7:43 pm

• Hee hee hee, let Staci tell you what she saw... (h)
  
• (fanfare starts playing)
  
• WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! (s)
  
• It's the King! It's the King! (h)
  
• Jerry "The King" Lawler! (Howard Finkel)
  
• P.S. Lance Storm, whoooo. (h)

7:51pm

• Sorry for the interruption, here's Staci's story about…something. (h)
  
• I saw this guy outside. He was wearing a DX t-shirt and big huge clown bow tie. (s)

7:52 pm

• W….O….R…M! Hoo, hoo, hoo….baaaaaaaa! (crowd)
  
• Uh, if you couldn't tell, that was The Worm. Ha, ha, ha…Test hit him. (h)

7:53 pm

• 'Kishi just gave Mr. Perfect the Stinkface and he just pinned the both of them, but he gave him the Stinkface and Mr. Perfect had a towel on his face and it got caught in Rikishi's crack. (h)

7:54 pm

• I think something is about to happen….WHAAA! Yeah! The warning is up, whoooo! (h)
  
• Whooo! (s)

8:07 pm

• The show is starting. Rob Van Dam just came out and they didn't frickin' sing the Canadian national anthem, I'm so upset! (h)

8:09 pm

• I can frickin' see William Regal's nipples from here. (h)

8:15 pm

• Hee hee hee, Regal did something to hurt the other guy and he waved and everybody waved back. (h)
  
• Regal's mouth is bleeding. (s)

8:16 pm

• RVD is victorious over William Regal. Oh, he won the Intercontinental title?! (h)
  
• Christian! Christian! At last, you're on your own… (music)
  
• The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing the challenger now hailing from Tampa, Florida….CHRISTIAN! (Howard Finkel)
  
• Wahoo! (h & s)

8:26 pm

• Ahh, Christian lost. (h)
  
• Winner and still European Champion…Diamond Dallas Page! (Finkel)
  
• Not only did you lose tonight, but you didn't lose your temper. Christian, that's not a bad thing, that's a good thing. (DDP)

8:32 pm

• Rock just tore his shirt hulka-style. (h)
  
• Goldust has a gold shovel and a gold trash can. (h)

8:39 pm

• Great sign: "Hulk Hogan + Air Guitar = Ratings" (h)
  
• Spike won and then they left and Crash chased him out and ahhhhh! (h)
  
• This whole thing is kind of like Pee Wee's Playhouse and the secret word of today is "Wrestlemania" because anytime anybody says it, everybody screams. (h)
  
• (Kurt Angle's music)
  
• You suck! You suck! (crowd)
  
• Kurt Angle is your winner over Kane, but he cheated. He had his foot on the ropes. And everyone apparently thinks he sucks. (h)

9:09 pm

• Five seconds into the match, Staci asks if Ric Flair is already bleeding. (h)

9:14 pm

• Blood confirmed on Ric Flair. (h)

9:24 pm

• The Figure Four is locked in. (h)
  
• Here's Arn Anderson, whoo! (h)
  
• Arn has been in the ring for 15 seconds and is already bleeding. (h)

9:28 pm

• And here is your winner, the Undertaker! (Finkel)
  
• Undertaker won, awwww. (h)
  
• Whoooooooooooooooooooooo! That's for Edge. (s)

???

• Okay, I don't know what time it is because Halee went to the concession stand, but Edge beat Booker T and then they went to the Hurricane for a big interview and then Molly came up and said, "Whoo! To the Hurri-cycle!" and then she hit him on the back of the head with a pan and now she's the new Hardcore Champion. Whoo! (s)

9:46 pm

• Uh, I was drinking a beer and I heard Scott Hall's music come on so in honor of him I drank it in about 40 seconds. (h)

9:56 pm

• Kevin Nash is being sent away by a group of striped men. He was cheating. He squished a referee. (h)
  
• I think the person who takes the Stunner the worst is the man Stone Cold himself. (h)

9:58 pm

• Another good sign: "Enough with this WHAT crap!" And obviously Stone Cold beat Scott Hall, but Scott Hall, to his credit, he took the Stunner the best. He flew about 25 feet up in the air. It was good. (h)
  
• Another good sign! It says: "Nash Potatoes." (h)

10:10 pm

• Billy and Chucky have new yellow tights. (h)

10:25 pm

• Billy and Chucky retained their titles. And as a sidenote, out in the line out front, before this started, someone started a cheer of "I say Billy, you say Chuck! Billy!" "Chuck!" "Billy!" "Chuck!" (h)
  
• (Hogan's music)
  
• We're in the section that likes Hulk and hates Rock. (h)Hogan! Hogan! Hogan! Hogan! (crowd)
  
• If you smell… (Titantron)
  
• Booo…Rocky sucks! Rocky sucks! Rocky sucks! (crowd)
  
• That was the worst blatant choke hold I have ever seen! (s)

10:43 pm

• Everyone here is decisively for Hogan. (h)

10:46 pm

• I couldn't tell if they were chanting "Hogan" or "Rogaine." (h)

10:51 pm

• If you couldn't understand Howard Finkel, he said the Rock won. I gotta go on a potty break. (h)
  
• Oh my God, a twist in the match! Hall and Nash turned on Hogan, and the Rock has come to his aid. Hulkamania and Rockamania…together…forever! Whoo! (s)
  
• 68,337… (Finkel announcing we broke the Skydome attendance record)
  
• Yay, us! (h)

11:10 pm

• Ahh, there was a sign that said: "Kane Smells." (h)
  
• (Triple H's music)
  
• (Jericho's explosion)
  
• He's got on green tights! (s)
  
• Ahh, he's such a cutey boy! Chris Jericho has on green tights for St. Patrick's Day. (h)

11:38 pm

• Triple H….uh aye? Yeah-yeah, Triple H is the new champ. Okay. (h) 
  

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